A little known fact about me is that I actually don’t really pay a lot of attention to celebrity gossip. A lot of people assume I do as it is so closely associated with glamour, but it kind of freaks me out a little bit. Okay yes I am well versed in popular culture, but hounding specific celebrities and their personal lives just seems like an activity I would like to stay away from. Usually when a celebrity scandal happens I cannot deal with hearing about it for days and I will shut down and ignore.

Tiger Woods is a man whore sex addict? Is this really that shocking to you? It wasn’t to me. Nerdy guy comes into fame and fortune, obviously the next thing he wants is sex and power. Surprisingly enough those two usually come intertwined. 

Jon and Kate Plus 8. You really only liked how cute their kids were… Just admit it when you watched that show and you thought Jon and Kate were both annoying and not soul mates to begin with. Add some reality television to their hotmess mix and you had call divorce. I don’t care who these two freaks are sleeping with, I just care that they are getting loads of money… and I am not.

Michael Jackson. Yes it sad that he passed away, yes he was talented… But really a day before his death you were cracking pedophile and freak jokes about the guy. I really don’t need a play by play about how his crazy family is coping or stealing money.

Finally the most recent I suppose is this Brangelina mess. Oh really their are separating you say? Does it really concern you? Do you really even believe it? Will the world implode if they do? Didn’t you always think she was kind of a walking Xanax commercial to begin with? Don’t you remember her blood vile with Billy-Bob… she’s no saint… neither is he with that disgusting beard.